Light Bulb Jokes

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METAPHYSICAL LIGHT BULB JOKES

 

Q:  How many Boulderites does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None.  They just join self help groups and adjust to living in the dark.

Q:  How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  It depends on what you want it changed into.

Q:  How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Only one.  Change it NOW!"

Q:  How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  None.  A Taurus doesn't change anything.

Q:  How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  Two - of course.

Q:  How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  One Cancer, plus the whole family.

Q:  How many Leo does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  An entire entourage.  A Leo needs people to change the bulb, a lighting director, makeup artists, costumers, sound technicians, musicians, an audience to applaud....

Q:  How many Virgo does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  One to buy the perfect bulb, one to clean out the socket, one to install it perfectly of course and a lighting engineer to inspect it.

Q:  How many Libra does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "One, no two, no, gee, you know, I'm not sure if the bulb really needs changing.  Is that okay with you?"

Q:  How many Scorpio does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "Get real, we LIKE the dark!"

Q:  How many Sagittarius does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "No time to change light bulbs, I'm off on an adventure, but I'm sure the light bulb will be working just fine when I return!"

Q:  How many Capricorn does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "Just one and I'll do it right the first time."

Q:  How many Aquarius does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "I'm not so sure that the light bulb wants to be changed.  It may accept itself as it is."

Q:  How many Pisces does it take to change a light bulb?
A:  "Huh?  Oh, you mean the light's out?"

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