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Witch Jokes


Q.  How do you make a witch stew?
A.  Make her wait.

Q.  What did the Prince say to the angry witch?
A.  Ribbit, ribbit....

Q.  What happens to a fast witch who flies on a slow broom?
A.  She flies off the handle.

Q.  What sound do you hear when a witch on a broom breaks the sound barrier?
A.  The broom boom.

Q.  What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
A.  A sandwich.

Q.  What do you call a group of witches in a hot tub?
A.  A self cleaning coven.

Q.  How does a witch make dreams come true?
A.  By witchful thinking.

Q.  Why do witches think they're funny?
A.  Because every time they look into a mirror, it cracks up.

Q.  What is a witch's favorite outfit to wear?
A.  Something bewitching.

Q.  What do you call a dating organization for witches?
A.  Craft Singles.

Q.  Why did the blonde witch get a remote control?
A.  Because she wanted to channel.

Q.  Why are witches such great writers?
A.  Because they are so good at SPELLing.


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